| Mike Moehnke |
| Act Raiser |
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Control, Control, I Must Have Control! |
3.0/5 |
Reader Review |
| ActRaiser 2 |
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Raze This Act |
1.0/5 |
Reader Review |
| Advance Guardian Heroes |
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Advanced in the Wrong Direction |
3.0/5 |
Reader Review |
| Albert Odyssey |
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Not Quite at Homer’s Level |
4.0/5 |
Reader Review |
| Away: Shuffle Dungeon |
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Calgon, Take Me AWAY! |
3.0/5 |
Reader Review |
| Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon: Another Story |
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Naoko Takeuchi’s Magnum Opus in its Greatest Game Form |
3.5/5 |
Reader Review |
| Black Matrix 00 |
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Take a Pill… Red or Blue. |
3.5/5 |
Reader Review |
| Black Sigil: Blade of the Exiled |
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It's Yesterday Once More |
2.5/5 |
Official Staff Review |
| Black/Matrix AD |
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Black/Matrix Reloaded |
3.5/5 |
Official Staff Review |
| Bleach: The Third Phantom |
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A Soul Reaper's Work Is Very Slow |
2.5/5 |
Official Staff Review |
| Blue Breaker |
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Something Borrowed, Something Blue... |
3.5/5 |
Reader Review |
| Breath of Fire |
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Breath of Ash That Sticks in the Eyes |
2.0/5 |
Reader Review |
| Breath of Fire II |
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Not Red-Hot, But Fiery Enough |
4.0/5 |
Reader Review |
| Castlevania: Aria of Sorrow |
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Sorrow Only for the Action-Impaired |
4.5/5 |
Reader Review |
| Castlevania: Circle of the Moon |
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Circles the Moon, Lands Successfully |
4.5/5 |
Reader Review |
| Castlevania: Dawn of Sorrow |
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Sorrow Has a Short Day |
4.5/5 |
Reader Review |
| Castlevania: Harmony of Dissonance |
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Oxymoron |
3.0/5 |
Reader Review |
| Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia |
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An Atypical Church Practice |
4.0/5 |
Reader Review |
| Castlevania: Portrait of Ruin |
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Who Commissioned Ruin's Portrait? |
4.5/5 |
Reader Review |
| Castlevania: Symphony of the Night |
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Now Without Crappy Voice Acting! |
5.0/5 |
Reader Review |
| Chibi Robo: Park Patrol |
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Gardening Made Touchy |
4.0/5 |
Reader Review |
| Children of Mana |
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Where Do the Children Play |
2.0/5 |
Official Staff Review |
| Chrono Trigger DS |
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This Is Heavy, Doc |
4.5/5 |
Official Staff Review |
| Crusader of Centy |
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Cleanse the Land |
3.5/5 |
Reader Review |
| D2 |
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Definitely Different |
2.5/5 |
Reader Review |
| Dark Savior |
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Your Feeble Skills Are No Match For the Power of the Dark Side |
3.5/5 |
Reader Review |
| Deep Labyrinth |
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Get Lost |
2.0/5 |
Reader Review |
| Der Langrisser |
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Es ist Ganz Gut |
4.5/5 |
Reader Review |
| Dragon Ball Z Legend of the Super Saiyan |
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Kurae… Makankosappu! |
2.5/5 |
Reader Review |
| Dragon Force |
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A Force of Dragons: Quite an Accurate Title |
5.0/5 |
Reader Review |
| Dragon Force II |
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Dragon Force: Second Helping |
4.5/5 |
Reader Review |
| Earthbound |
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Somebody Spiked the Punch With Acid |
4.5/5 |
Reader Review |
| Elemental Gimmick Gear |
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E.G.G. Yourself On |
2.5/5 |
Reader Review |
| Evolution |
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Bad Theory |
2.0/5 |
Reader Review |
| Evolution II |
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Stalled |
2.5/5 |
Reader Review |
| Falcom Classics |
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Gold Records from the 1980's |
2.5/5 |
Reader Review |
| Falcom Classics II |
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Blast From the Past |
3.5/5 |
Official Staff Review |
| Fatal Labyrinth |
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Truth in Advertising |
1.0/5 |
Reader Review |
| FEDA Remake: Emblem of Justice |
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For Everyone Desiring Altruism |
4.0/5 |
Reader Review |
| FEDA: Emblem of Justice |
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Fine, Entertaining Dynamism Abounds |
4.0/5 |
Reader Review |
| Final Fantasy III DS |
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Lightness and Darkness and Jobs, Oh My! |
3.0/5 |
Official Staff Review |
| Final Fantasy IV Advance |
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Advanced? Sort of. |
4.0/5 |
Reader Review |
| Final Fantasy IV DS |
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Crystal, Though Not of the Meth Variety |
3.5/5 |
Official Staff Review |
| Final Fantasy IX |
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Throwback |
4.0/5 |
Reader Review |
| Final Fantasy I·II: Dawn of Souls |
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Porting the Old but Good |
4.0/5 |
Reader Review |
| Final Fantasy Mystic Quest |
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I’m Going to Hit the Mystical Can |
1.5/5 |
Reader Review |
| Final Fantasy Tactics Advance |
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Around the World Over and Over |
4.5/5 |
Reader Review |
| Final Fantasy V Advance |
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How to Succeed in the Job Market |
4.0/5 |
Reader Review |
| Final Fantasy VI Advance |
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It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Wretched) |
5.0/5 |
Reader Review |
| Fire Emblem: Genealogy of Holy Wars |
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Love is in the Air |
4.5/5 |
Reader Review |
| Fire Emblem: Mystery of the Emblem |
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Marth the Dragon Slayer |
3.5/5 |
Official Staff Review |
| Fire Emblem: Rekka no Ken (Fire Emblem) |
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NOT a Merit for Service in the Fire Department |
5.0/5 |
Reader Review |
| Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon |
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To Be, Or Not To Be, That Is The Question |
4.0/5 |
Official Staff Review |
| Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones |
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*Insert Comedy Central-caliber joke regarding Sacred Stones here* |
4.5/5 |
Reader Review |
| Fossil Fighters |
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Everybody Walk the Dinosaur |
3.5/5 |
Official Staff Review |
| Front Mission 1st DS |
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Lock & Load |
4.0/5 |
Reader Review |
| Front Mission: Gun Hazard |
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The Naked Gun |
3.0/5 |
Reader Review |
| Golden Sun |
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Not an Entire Sun – Still Some Gases to Condense |
3.5/5 |
Reader Review |
| Golden Sun: The Lost Age |
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Golden Yes – But it can be Platinum |
4.5/5 |
Reader Review |
| Grandia II |
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Grandia II: Electric Boogaloo |
4.0/5 |
Reader Review |
| Grandia Saturn |
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Good? It’s Grrrrrandia! |
5.0/5 |
Reader Review |
| Guardian Heroes |
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Heroes Worship |
4.5/5 |
Reader Review |
| Illusion of Gaia |
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Gaia Got Bored and Cast a Spell |
4.0/5 |
Reader Review |
| Izuna: Legend of the Unemployed Ninja |
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Resumé Reads Poorly: Unemployment to Continue |
1.5/5 |
Reader Review |
| King Colossus |
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Sir Shrimpboat |
2.5/5 |
Official Staff Review |
| Lady Stalker |
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What’s in a Name? |
3.5/5 |
Reader Review |
| Laevatein Tactics |
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Hit Me with Your Rhythm Sword |
3.0/5 |
Official Staff Review |
| Land Stalker |
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Stay 50 Meters Away From Land at All Times |
3.5/5 |
Reader Review |
| Langrisser I & II |
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No More Melodrama, Just Drama |
4.5/5 |
Reader Review |
| Langrisser II |
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No, Not Langlisser. |
4.5/5 |
Reader Review |
| Langrisser III |
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Third Strike, It's Out! |
2.5/5 |
Reader Review |
| Langrisser IV |
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How to Make a Tactical Game the Right Way |
4.5/5 |
Official Staff Review |
| Langrisser Millenium |
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Consign It to the Ages |
1.5/5 |
Official Staff Review |
| Langrisser V: The End of Legend |
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All Good Things... |
4.0/5 |
Official Staff Review |
| Legacy of Ys: Books I & II |
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An Ysy Legacy |
2.5/5 |
Official Staff Review |
| Light Crusader |
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Light and Fluffy, Floats Away With Ease |
2.5/5 |
Reader Review |
| Linkle Liver Story |
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Engrish Ahead |
2.5/5 |
Reader Review |
| Lufia & the Fortress of Doom |
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We Call This ‘Retro’ Nowadays |
2.5/5 |
Reader Review |
| Lufia II: Rise of the Sinistrals |
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Sinistrals Rising … Sinistrals Falling. Sinistrals Fallen. |
4.5/5 |
Reader Review |
| Luminous Arc |
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Not Quite Over the Rainbow |
3.0/5 |
Reader Review |
| Luminous Arc 2 |
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Which Witch Switched the Switch? |
2.5/5 |
Official Staff Review |
| Lunar II: Eternal Blue |
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Get Blue, Stay Blue |
4.5/5 |
Reader Review |
| Lunar Legend |
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Not a Legend – Perhaps a Myth or a Fable |
2.5/5 |
Reader Review |
| Lunar: Dragon Song |
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Lunar: Swan Song...? |
1.0/5 |
Reader Review |
| Lunar: Magic School |
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Learning Through Rote Repetition |
2.0/5 |
Reader Review |
| Lunar: The Silver Star |
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Can’t Quite Clear the Stratosphere |
3.0/5 |
Reader Review |
| Madou Monogatari |
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Mmm... Monogatari... |
4.0/5 |
Reader Review |
| Madou Monogatari I |
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She's Misstra Know It All |
3.0/5 |
Official Staff Review |
| Magic Knight Rayearth |
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Anime Adaptation Ahead |
3.5/5 |
Reader Review |
| Magic Knight Rayearth SF |
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Cephiro Was Never So Repetitive |
1.5/5 |
Official Staff Review |
| Marica: Shinjitsu no Sekai |
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Will You Let the Terrorists Win? |
2.5/5 |
Official Staff Review |
| Mario & Luigi 3 |
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The Fantastic Voyage |
4.0/5 |
Official Staff Review |
| Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time |
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Back From the Future |
3.0/5 |
Reader Review |
| Mario and Luigi |
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Mario Brothers: Bouncing since 1983 |
4.0/5 |
Reader Review |
| Napple Tale |
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Tangerine Dream |
3.5/5 |
Reader Review |
| Paladin's Quest |
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Quest for Fire |
2.0/5 |
Reader Review |
| Panzer Dragoon Saga |
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‘Armored Mercenary Chronicle;’ Not Quite the Same |
5.0/5 |
Reader Review |
| Phantasy Star IV: End of the Millennium |
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Phantastic |
5.0/5 |
Reader Review |
| Popful Mail Sega CD |
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Popcorn Mail Was a Lawsuit Waiting to Happen |
4.0/5 |
Reader Review |
| Princess Crown |
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Surprisingly NOT a Crown Jewels Documentary |
5.0/5 |
Reader Review |
| Ranma 1/2: Akanekodan Teki Hihou |
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Ranma no baka! |
1.5/5 |
Reader Review |
| Revengers of Vengeance |
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Vengeful Revengers of Avenging Vengeance, Vengefully Revenging |
1.5/5 |
Reader Review |
| Riviera: The Promised Land |
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This Promise Has Been Kept |
4.5/5 |
Reader Review |
| Sakura Taisen |
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In War, it is the Cherry Blossoms That Suffer |
5.0/5 |
Reader Review |
| Sakura Taisen 2 Saturn |
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The Cherry Blossom Massacre of 1925! |
5.0/5 |
Reader Review |
| Sakura Taisen 3 |
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Ooh la la! Paris Mademoiselle, trés magnifique! |
5.0/5 |
Reader Review |
| Sakura Taisen 4 |
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Who Didn’t Water the Cherry Tree??? |
3.0/5 |
Reader Review |
| Seiken Densetsu III |
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More Masterful Mana Makes Me Matriculate Meaningfully (in its direction) |
5.0/5 |
Reader Review |
| Shining Force |
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20 Watts Does not Shine Much |
2.5/5 |
Reader Review |
| Shining Force CD |
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A Bright Light in Sega CD’s Dim Tower |
4.0/5 |
Reader Review |
| Shining Force GBA |
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Resurrection in 3…2…1 |
4.5/5 |
Reader Review |
| Shining Force II |
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Visible in a Big City at Night |
4.0/5 |
Reader Review |
| Shining Force III |
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Bright light! Bright light! |
5.0/5 |
Reader Review |
| Shining Force III Scenario 2 |
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Light Power! Light Power! |
5.0/5 |
Reader Review |
| Shining Force III Scenario 3 |
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So Bright, It’s Gotta Wear Shades! |
5.0/5 |
Reader Review |
| Shining the Holy Ark |
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But Not the Highest Tower |
4.0/5 |
Reader Review |
| Sigma Star Saga |
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Sublimely Strange Stuff |
3.0/5 |
Reader Review |
| Silver |
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Put 'L' Before 'I' And Jam Into Eye |
1.0/5 |
Official Staff Review |
| Skies of Arcadia Legends |
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Legends of the Mall – Oops, Wrong Arcadia! |
5.0/5 |
Reader Review |
| Soul Blazer |
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Soul Smolderer is More Apt |
3.0/5 |
Reader Review |
| Spoof |
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Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars |
3.0/5 |
Reader Review |
| Spoof |
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The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past |
3.0/5 |
Reader Review |
| Spoof |
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Secret of Mana |
3.0/5 |
Reader Review |
| Spoof |
[Read] |
Skies of Arcadia |
3.0/5 |
Reader Review |
| Spoof |
[Read] |
Politics |
3.0/5 |
Official Staff Review |
| Spoof |
[Read] |
Chrono Trigger |
3.0/5 |
Reader Review |
| Steal Princess |
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Pretty Tied Up |
1.5/5 |
Official Staff Review |
| Suikoden Tierkreis |
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Sehr Interessant |
3.5/5 |
Official Staff Review |
| Summon Night: Sword Craft Story |
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Tote That Metal! Pound That Anvil! |
3.0/5 |
Reader Review |
| Summon Night: Sword Craft Story 2 |
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Master and Servant |
2.5/5 |
Reader Review |
| Summon Night: Twin Age |
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Double Jeopardy |
3.0/5 |
Reader Review |
| Super Robot Taisen OG Saga: Endless Frontier |
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The Incredibly Strange Title That Stopped Growing And Became a Mixed-up Zom |
4.5/5 |
Official Staff Review |
| Super Robot Taisen: Original Generation |
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Rock ‘em Sock ‘em Robots! |
4.5/5 |
Reader Review |
| Super Robot Taisen: Original Generation 2 |
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They Keep Going… And Going… And Going…. |
4.5/5 |
Reader Review |
| Sword of Mana |
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Something Old, Something New |
3.5/5 |
Official Staff Review |
| Sword of Vermilion |
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ACK! It Cut Me! |
1.0/5 |
Reader Review |
| Tales of Phantasia |
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'Tales of Fantasia' = American Idol memoir |
4.0/5 |
Reader Review |
| Tenchi Muyo! Game Hen |
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Replay Muyo! |
1.5/5 |
Reader Review |
| Tengai Makyou Zero |
[Read] |
Where Was Eden Again? |
4.0/5 |
Reader Review |
| Tengai Makyou: The 4th Apocalypse |
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Prepare Ship for Ludicrous Speed! |
5.0/5 |
Reader Review |
| Terra Phantastica |
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Modus Operandi |
4.0/5 |
Reader Review |
| The Dark Spire |
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Where's the Beef? |
2.5/5 |
Official Staff Review |
| Time Stalkers |
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Too Much Time on Its Hands |
1.5/5 |
Reader Review |
| Treasure Hunter G |
[Read] |
Who Wants Treasure? |
4.0/5 |
Reader Review |
| Vandal Hearts |
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Bleeding Vandals Dry |
3.5/5 |
Reader Review |
| Vay |
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Vay Bother? |
2.0/5 |
Reader Review |
| Wachenroder |
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Der Vierte Reich |
4.0/5 |
Reader Review |
| Warsong |
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Some Series Start Slowly |
3.0/5 |
Reader Review |
| Wonder Boy in Monster World |
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Wonder Bread in Disney World |
3.0/5 |
Reader Review |
| Yggdra Union |
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We Must Preserve the Union! |
4.0/5 |
Official Staff Review |
| Ys III: Wanderers from Ys |
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It's Not Easy Being Ys |
3.0/5 |
Reader Review |
| Ys IV: Mask of the Sun |
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Rhymes With Sneeze |
3.0/5 |
Official Staff Review |
| Zone of Enders: Fist of Mars |
[Read] |
Mars Attacks |
3.0/5 |
Reader Review |
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